Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Divorce, Batman Groupies Not Ruled Out as a Factor

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Divorce, Batman Groupies Not Ruled Out as a Factor

by Derek Defoe

June 30, 2015



Daredevil sequel is looking less and less likely.

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are divorcing. If you're part of some weird office pool, now's the time to pay up or collect.

Listen, I just started this site, and the last thing I want to do is mold it into some celebrity gossip rag or some crap like that, but this is somewhat relevant news as it relates to Batman in a six-degrees-of-separation kind of way. Or maybe more directly than that. I mean, how could this NOT relate to Ben Affleck being Batman?

Here's a quiz for you: Who is Daniel Craig currently dating? Most will likely answer within the following: 

  • A: I don't know/don't care
  • B: Wasn't he married to the girl from The Mummy?
  • C: He's James Fucking Bond, he probably bangs more chicks before breakfast than I ever will in my entire life.

The Answer is of course C, and you can basically multiply James Bond by 100 and that's somewhere close to the Batman persona. Oh the stories Adam West must have. Batman's just not a family man kind of image. He's brooding, he's mysterious, and he beds beautiful woman and doesn't call them back. And Garner probably refused to dress up as Catwoman to help Affleck prepare for the role so we all really should have seen this coming. 

This is all just speculation, of course. Maybe Batman Groupies are a factor, maybe not. The two stars seem like nice people and I wish them well. And they'll always have Daredevil.


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